Food Porn

Have you ever been so hungry you feel like your small intestine is dangerously close to eating your large intestine? You start picturing food in everything? The couch looks like steak. The wooden floor is a tray of crackers. The folded laundry pile looks like rolls of sushi. You fantasize about all the wonderful things you could be eating… tuna tartare, stuffed mushrooms, smoked trout, fresh crab cakes with dill rémoulade, a thick burger topped with everything, a bucket of nachos smothered in meat and cheese and tomatoes, a fat bratwurst with Dijon mustard…

But you don’t have any of those things so you try to come up with new dishes from stuff that you do have… jelly covered almonds, peanut butter on lettuce, corn flakes topped with sour cream…

Lunch is in the oven now. It smells sooooooooooooooo good.

In the words of King Julien, “How long is this going to take?!!!!”

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